This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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