And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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