Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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