I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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