just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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