some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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