I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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