i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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