One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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