real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
