Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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