my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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