the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
