Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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