The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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