So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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