Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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