I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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