bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I understand Curling. That high.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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