I will die if light touches me.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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