i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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