Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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