I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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