Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I believe in your delicious
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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