Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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