i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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