Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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