I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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