Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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