Duck Duck Cougar?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We had to coat check the pizza.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
His nipple licking is glorious
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