Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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