I must be too annoying 4 u.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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