i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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