So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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