What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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