Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
This baby is an asshole
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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