She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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