Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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