If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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