I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Its about making memories worth repressing
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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