Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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