I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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