My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Randomize
