Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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