she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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