Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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