i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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