I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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