their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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