these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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