dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
40s are totally the cure
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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